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“That language you were attempting to speak ... was that Parseltongue?” At Peter’s hesitant nod, Severus nodded more firmly, satisfied. “I withdraw my previous question. If I were a parselmouth, I wouldn’t want Dumbledore to know either.” A twisted expression. “Especially considering how he already feels about you.”

“Point taken.” Peter nodded. “I have the utmost respect for the Headmaster ... but he does seem to jump to all the wrong conclusions about Harry, doesn’t he?”

It was a rhetorical question, and happily Severus decided to treat it as such. “So ... is this whole ‘attempting to speak Parseltongue’ thing a private party, or can I join in?”

Peter laughed. “You can’t possibly do any worse than I’m doing now. Okay, so here’s what we’re trying to say ... sorta.” He hissed a long string of meaningless syllables, then flinched. “Well, actually, that means ‘sponge’ ... but ...”

Severus, after fixing the sequence firmly in his mind, cleared his throat self-consciously and spoke.

“Sorry. Harry says that means ‘toast’.”


“Um ... ‘rabid dog’?” Feeling it was unfair to load all the criticism, Peter took another whack at it. “Damn.”

Severus raised an eyebrow. “What?”

Blank stare. “What?”

Blink. “What did that mean?”


“Yes, you said that already ... but what’s the translation?”

Peter snorted. “Now we sound like some sort of two bit comedy team ... I meant that the translation of what I said just now was ‘damn’.”

“Oh.” Severus rolled his eyes – at himself, Peter, or possibly Harry; he wasn’t quite sure which – sighed, and went back to trying.

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