ivyadrena: (txt - whatgoingmadfeelslike)

>< wtf? Mom mentioned she needed to make an appt for a haircut, and I told her I needed to get one too soon, she got this weird "haircut? you?" expression and asked, "why?"

"because I want it shorter?"

so I showed her the haircuts i'm considering, and she got that skeptical "yeah, right" look and was all "you know your hair isn't straight, right?"

I know what my hair is like - hell, I've had it short before, I know how it acts!

and when i pointed out that this point  at chin length and above is straight, always has been, she was like, "maybe we need to stop talking, 'cause I don't need a snippy conversation after the week I had."

the fuck? how was my response snippy?

earlier she was telling me about Chelsea's asking what i'm doing for the kids for xmas, mom said she doesn't talk to me enough to know. Seriously, wtf? at least i make a freaking effort - she's happy to talk my ear off about stuff i wasn't involved in, but the second i mention anything me-related, i get cut off.

ivyadrena: (Naruto - Kisame <3)
I just got the sudden mental image of Kisame wearing a pinstripe suit, fedora, and wingtips playing a jazz trumpet solo in a dark, smoky old-time club.

The hell, brain?
ivyadrena: (psych - shassie sexynow ani)
I am so going to hell...

I was just watching TMZ, and randomly wondered if there was any Harvey/Charles RPS slash. *facepalm*
ivyadrena: (Default)
Ugh... I woke up nearly twenty minutes ago, and couldn't get back to sleep. My alarm isn't even set to go off for another hour and a half. wtf, brain?
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Hidan whut?)
So I was on my way back from the store just now, and I pass this guy in a white Impala. He's sitting, full stop, on the main street and blocking another side street completely. As I'm coming up on a light, he pulls up next to me and gives me this look, then speeds up so he's half a car in front of me to my right and takes a picture of me out his window.


His liscense plate is W31 GTX if anyone's curious. *cough*


Feb. 5th, 2008 06:27 pm
ivyadrena: (Default)
I want to get married.

I want to have kids.

...the fuck?
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Deidara tch)
...the hell, Kishimoto? Whatever you're smoking, y'might wanna lay off it for a while, k? You're starting to scare your readers, and not in a good way.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think that every manga chapter since and including the infamous fanservice monstrosity was one big practical joke.


Apr. 14th, 2007 10:39 pm
ivyadrena: (txt- rar >_<)
Uhm. I have a problem.

My Internet Explorer .exe file and icons have disappeared. Completely. Yet I can still USE Internet Explorer if I click "View Inbox" on my gmail notify thing.

Any ideas?


Feb. 24th, 2007 01:37 pm
ivyadrena: (pic- Doyle - eh?)
My sister just called from Indiana to ask Larry if he'd used all the tape, because the roll was apparently empty.

Men suck.

Nov. 19th, 2006 02:41 pm
ivyadrena: (bloodyhands)

I haven't seen my boyfriend in almost a month, because he lives 3 hours away and apparently doesn't feel comfortable driving anywhere with me on the back of his motorcycle, and his truck's shot.

Yesterday, he drove his happy ass all the way to Dunedin and volunteered to play a barbarian at the small Celtic Festival they were apparently having. He then txt'd me at around 11:30 asking if I was going to make it over there. I quite honestly didn't even know it was happening that day. He hadn't mentioned it at all, or that he was attending.

Dunedin is about an hour's drive from where I live. He drove PAST Lakeland in order to even GET to Dunedin. He didn't call, didn't stop by to say hi. Nothing.

He says he misses me, and wishes we could get together more often, but... if he doesn't even make the effort to visit me, what's the point?


ivyadrena: (/Voices - Echo: angeldemon)
Okay, guys? A request:

If you ever find yourself in my head while I'm asleep and dreaming, please don't start torturing random people that I've never met without some kind of explination first, k? *eyes EJ*

ivyadrena: (DP whatthehell?)

Internet Explorer is turning into Firefox. *twitch*

ivyadrena: (unique)
Why the hell are all of Vanessa Mae's videos so cracktastic? I feel like I'm watching something from David Hasselhoff!

I want a fedora.

I'm in love with Yami no Matsuei. <3 Tsuzuki/Hisoka!~

Has anyone heard of the Chaldean Oracles?
ivyadrena: (DP whatthehell?)

Polk Sheriff names suspect in shooting

LAKELAND – He’s not sure if the name is right, or the Miami address, but Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd says he has a picture of the man who shot two of his deputies Thursday.

Deputy Vernon 'Matt' Williams, a 12-year veteran of the sheriff's office K-9 division, died after being shot near the intersection of Wabash Avenue and 10th Street.

According to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, the incident started at 11:45 a.m. Thursday with a radar-initiated speeding stop on Wabash Avenue.  The driver produced a false ID, and when confronted with the possibility of arrest, took off into the nearby woods.

Deputy Williams, followed by his K-9 partner of six years, chased after the man.  Moments later, the gunman opened fire.  Williams and the dog, Diogi, were both shot, as was Deputy Doug Speirs.

The suspect was later spotted behind a nearby home, where he exchanged gunfire with Lakeland police officers before running off.

Read more... )

...what the article doesn't mention is just how many cops are out there looking for this guy. Shall I enlighten you?
Yes, yes I shall.

- Over 500 cops (including SWAT teams, but not counting the K9 units)
- Numerous helicopters
- 2 tanks

....yeah, you heard me. TANKS!

wtf, people? It's a 40-acre plot of land with some trees on it. You have over 500 men, K9's, and TWO FREAKING TANKS! You've been searching for the jackass since 11:30 this morning. What's wrong with this picture? *headdesk*

ivyadrena: (Vortex of evil)
It started out with this tall-ish blonde lady that didn't seem to know who she was, just that she was looking for a guy, and absolutely HAD to find him. She came across this shady guy somewhere- felt like Russia, for somehow- and he was trying to get her to go with him, blah blah, but she didn't want to, had to find the guy she was looking for. The shady-dude finally grabbed her and started groping her and stuff, and she got pissed off and killed him in a way that reminded me of... that one movie with the blonde girl that was really an alien, that the gov't breeded, and she escaped and went into heat and such? That, except for the sex part.

Somewhere in the middle of that, there was something about an unborn baby getting pulled out of someone, and after the chick killed the shady-guy, it shifted into a sort of comicbook-like depiction of her stuffing the baby back inside herself.  O_o;

THEN, it turned into something from that new show, Kyle_xy. He was a new student at some high school, and "fell in love" with this little brunette girl that didn't like jocks or cheerleaders, or pretty much anyone popular, and he kinda-sorta stalked her, but not with a creepy intention. There was a football player that liked the brunette-chick, and was constantly hitting on her and trying to get her to date/sleep with him, but she couldn't stand him. So "Kyle", along with the brunette's best friend, started to try and keep the jock from harassing the brunette.

Then there was something about "Kyle"'s amazing skills, and for some reason he was balancing all sorts of things on his finger in the middle of a football field while cheerleaders were doing flippy-things before a game-- the most memorable was the frame of a large metal swing-set.

...yes, you heard me. A swing-set. >>;

Then, he started imitating the cheerleaders, and out did them at their own routine, did a ton of extra spiffy flips and stuff.

And then he was suddenly walking down this second or third floor outside hallway, trailing the jock with the brunette's friend. The jock turned around and said something threatening and derogatory, then walked away a few steps. "Kyle" eyed the low-hanging beams in the hallway ceiling, and said, "Hey." Jock stopped walking and turned to face him, and "Kyle" said something along the lines of, "Do you really want to threaten me when I could kick your head in," (or something to that effect). Everyone in the hall got really quiet and stared, and the Jock went 4 shades of pale, then pulled out his wallet and started digging in it for some reason.

...then I woke up.


Mar. 25th, 2006 09:01 pm
ivyadrena: (Default)
Note to self: Do not read bash.org when half in the bag.

...also, someone please remind me to post about the past two days or so, 'cause I sure as hell can't remember half of it right now. Ow.


..this says what I think it says, right?

#461532 +(636)- [X]

NaTTiE 623: just a sample of how crazy ms. bauer is......today in health were were taking a test and the question was : WHICH ONE OF THESE IS NOT A FACTOR OF PREGNANCY? and one of the multiple choice questions was : pregnancy makes a woman unexplicably want to chase after and poison squirrels

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