ivyadrena: (Naruto - AKATSUKIDANCE!)

GAI/RAIKAGE = OTP!

That is all.

ivyadrena: (naruto - tenten wink)
I wonder if there's such a thing as a M*A*S*H/Naruto crossover? Because I have the oddest mental image of Radar with an ANBU mask. He reminds me of Iruka... :3
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Kakuzu textless threadsex)
I FUCKING CALLED IT. AGAIN.
ivyadrena: (pic- Dancing in White)
TEAM GAI! TENTEN! *flailglee*

-_-;

Sep. 2nd, 2007 06:38 pm
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Deidara tch)
So, there's this ff.n community called, "1,000 PLUS: Extraordinary Fics with Extraordinary Reviews."

Now, as you may have cleverly deduced from their oh-so-subtle title, only "extraordinary" Naruto fanfics that have more than 1,000 reviews are allowed into this, er, prestegious C2. I've been scrolling through it, and...

Is it bad that the only one in there that I've read, the only one I would voluntarily read is Team 8 by S'TarKan?

Out of 135 fics, each possessing over 1,000 reviews, and there's literally only ONE that I would bother with.

There's something very wrong with this picture.
ivyadrena: (Default)
[Poll #1036807]
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Sakura brainbroke)
So, um.

In the interest of science, how does one go about transitioning from "omfg, am I dead?!" to "sex now pls"...?

I've got a cracky porn fic riding on this one, so suggestions of any kind are welcome.
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Deidara tch)
...the hell, Kishimoto? Whatever you're smoking, y'might wanna lay off it for a while, k? You're starting to scare your readers, and not in a good way.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think that every manga chapter since and including the infamous fanservice monstrosity was one big practical joke.

*spazz*

Apr. 18th, 2007 10:55 pm
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Sakura crying)
Very short (15 seconds?) and quickly translated trailer for the 4th Naruto movie SAKURA SCREAMS AND IT SOUNDS HOT. EXCUSE ME WHILST I GO SPAZZ SOME MORE. *does so*


On a completely unrelated note:
...Is it a good or bad thing that I can correctly identify Sarah Brightman's voice after hearing only about three notes?


Also, I am full of lame. I'm not saying why yet, but if you've talked to me in the past... oh, week? Yeah. You know why. *headdesks, shuffles through notes*
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Tobi hidingfrommyself)
...why do I have the sudden feeling that Tobi is an Aburame? He has Shino's hair, covers his face and body almost completely, and we haven't actually seen his specific style of fighting yet...

Am I the first person to think of this? It seems more likely to me than the Tobi-is-Obito theory being tossed around.
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Sakura determined)
Title: Name
By: [livejournal.com profile] ivyadrena
Series: Naruto
Genre: Gen, slight Drama
Pairing: Surprise!
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first time Haruno Sakura said his name, it was edged caution with undertones of surprise.



The first time Haruno Sakura said his name, it was edged caution with undertones of surprise. Mission details had said nothing about Akatsuki interference; what was he doing here? )

...uhm.

Dec. 29th, 2006 04:50 pm
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Gaara sandblast)
*cough* Er. Someone please tell me I'm not the only person that thinks Gaara's sand gourd is an amusingly dirty joke that Kishimoto just couldn't resist adding in?

Ya'll know what I mean. Shukaku is a demon-tanuki, yes? Yes. And we all know what tanuki's are famous for, right?

...you're going to make me say it, aren't you? Mmm, thought so, ya bunch of pervs.

Fiiiine, fine. Gaara's sand gourd is a representation of Shukaku's testicles.

I'm gonna go bleach my brain now, kthxbai.


P.S.
I really should get one of those "Gaara wants boobies" icons. Or make someone create one for the crack above... *ponders*

P.P.S.
...I just got the insane urge to stuff Tobi into a Guy Hawk mask. The fuck?
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Sakura preciousthings)
...is it weird that, when pondering the Gaara/Sakura pairing, I picture it as a sort of tango? Complicated, emotional, intricate. Seductive, with a sharp edge that on some deep, intrinsic level you know is there, but can't quite see. One misstep, and everything falls apart.... but.

Always, but. If you want a chance in hell of seeing the end without chaos, you have to know your partner. Learn how they think, move, find their rhythm and merge it with your own.

It isn't something meant for an audience's eyes, though any trespassers will soon find themselves entranced by the almost violent beauty of it.
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Gaara dyingprayer)
Steel double-pointed knitting needles make surprisingly good senbon.
ivyadrena: (Naruto - Itachi wind)
I'll start out by saying that I don't know much about the Naruto video games that are currently out, past when I flipped through one of the strategy books for the one where you could unlock Gaara as a player chara after kicking his ass.

But. I'd just like to say that if there's ever a game wherein you can play as Sasuke against Itachi (again, don't know if that match pairing exists in a game yet), I would find it supremely amusing, quite ironic, and rather fitting if you had to use a cheat code in order to fully defeat Itachi.

I need to upload an Itachi icon. Whee!


...that is all.

Gawd.

Dec. 6th, 2006 11:02 pm
ivyadrena: (pic- bloodyhands)
...I think I may have officially cracked. I just got the sudden urge to read some Kisame/Neji fic, but it doesn't exist! ;-;



ETA:

..kay, am consoling myself with Kisame/Hinata for now, which is extremely rare, from what I can see. Actually, most any Kisame pairing that doesn't include Itachi is rather difficult to find, much to my chargrin. Why the hell do I always have to love the lesser-ficc'd charas, damnit? They're so kickass!

"I mean," he started, pouring another mouthful of what she now identified as willow tea into her mouth, "I have it on pretty good authority that your family is one big clan of solid bad-ass. So what kind of Hyuuga are you, anyways?"
- Strangers in the Woods

*cackles*

Mar. 28th, 2006 08:47 pm
ivyadrena: (Fire Girl)

“You’re tied up, idiot. What are you going to do?”

“This.”

CHUNCH!

“AAH!”

Itachi nodded. “Never raise your hands to an angry child. It leaves the groin exposed.”



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Were We Honestly Trying to Catch This?

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